This is a guest blog of notification from Chessie:
First off allow me to introduce myself. My name is Chessie (aka Erica's cat) and I am making this puny human servant of mine write this. Don't worry, he's being fired this weekend as soon as he delivers me to to my new abode in someplace called Kissimee, Florida. He is returning me to my permanent staff that you call Erica and Bradley.
My new address is:
(Actual Address omitted from public blog)
(Actual Address omitted from public blog)
Kissimee, Fl
This servant tells me he is still waiting on his reposting to the same area so he can continue his service to me as soon as his wife gets her transfer approved and completed.
My new digs will be fully ready to receive you temporary type servants soon. Just remember that I am a very demanding Cat. I prefer my water cool and running. No sissy bowls for this feline! I demand my treats often. Preferably not where I have to perform feats of dexterity to reach them. You will be required to retrieve my bottle caps for me to chase when I am in the mood to. And I will require your undivided attention when I want to socialize with you.
In return for your service, I will allow you to leave me alone on occasion while you go socialize with some world famous rodent that lives 10-15 minutes away. Or do whatever it is you puny humans do when you come to this state. I will even give up one of my bedrooms and its bathroom for you to use as needed. I am generous with my servants! Just don't all come at once and please coordinate with my permanent servants Erica and Bradley when you decide that you wish to come serve me.
In return for your service, I will allow you to leave me alone on occasion while you go socialize with some world famous rodent that lives 10-15 minutes away. Or do whatever it is you puny humans do when you come to this state. I will even give up one of my bedrooms and its bathroom for you to use as needed. I am generous with my servants! Just don't all come at once and please coordinate with my permanent servants Erica and Bradley when you decide that you wish to come serve me.
Chessie =^-_-^= 

Wilbur adds: This cat is an attention slut!
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